You're a freak of nature

You are a Siamese

You are in a pickle jar

For all the world to see

Watching the sleeping man

Watching the sleeping man

Watching the sleeping man

Watching the sleeping man

You are a guarded secret

In a government home

Now they come to see you

By the busload

Watching the sleeping man

Watching the sleeping man

Watching the sleeping man

Watching the sleeping man

You're a freak of nature

You are a Siamese

You are in a pickle jar

For all the world to see

Watching the sleeping man

Watching the sleeping man

Watching the sleeping man

Watching the sleeping man

You are a guarded secret

In a government home

Now they come to see you

By the busload

Watching the sleeping man

Watching the sleeping man

Watching the sleeping man

Watching the sleeping man