Well, one-armed Steve, yeah, he threw me out the door

Said, "Come back sometime when your picture's on the wall"

Well, hey now, you got to get on out

Don't got time to field your problems

Goddamn, the repo man been knocking on the door

Said, "Sonny, won't you walk this line

And put your hands up on the car"

Well, he may not be a talker, but he always knows what's going on

So, sister Ann, she sat my ass up on the table

Said, "Sit still son, 'cause this won't hurt a bit"

Well, hey now, she got a wonder drug

For this deaf and dumb and blind man

Took me to the hospital, some nurse rolled up my sleeve

Hey, any brick I won't get stuck, it was a miracle on me

Well, she may not be the doctor, but she always knows what's going on

Well, say, hey Willie Mays, what's in your suitcase full of wonders?

Big city doctor, fix me up and make me right

He said, "Popping the devil's pills

Will take you straight to Hell, boy"

Goddamn, the repo man, he just walked through the door

Said, "Sonny, won't you step outside and we can settle on your soul"

Willie Mays is not a talker, but he always knows what's going on