Hear ye, hear ye

This court is now in session

His honor, Judge

Pigmeat Markham presiding Hear ye, hear ye

The court of swing is

Just about ready to do that thing

I don't want no tears

I don't want no lies

Above all, I don't want no alibis This judge is hip and that ain't all

He'll give you time if you're big or small

Fall in line for this court is neat

Peace, brother Uh oh, here come the Judge

Here comes the Judge

Everybody knows

That he is the Judge Everybody near and far

I'm going to Paris to stop this war

All those kids gotta listen to me

Because I am the judge

And you can plainly see I want a big round table when I get there

I won't sit down to one that's square

I wanna lay down the law

To them that brought it

I'll bust some head

Because I am the judge He is the Judge

He is the Judge

Everybody knows

That he is the Judge Who's there (I is) I is who

I is your next door neighbor Order, order, order

Order in this courtroom

Order in this courtroom Judge, your honorship, hi, Sir

Did I hear you say order in the court

Yes, I said order

Well, I'll take two cans of beer, please He is the Judge

He is the Judge

Everybody knows

That he is the Judge I had a chat with Ho Chi Min

With cheap rice wine and chased with gin

Won't take long unless I miss my guess

I'll have you out of this doggone mess I sent a cable to Bob and Mac

Let them know I'm coming back

Sit right down with Rock and Nick

Teach them boys some of Pigmeat's tricks Oh, oh, judge, your Honor, Pigmeat, Sir

Don't you remember me

No, who are you, boy

Well, I'm the feller that introduced

You to your wife (to my wife)(Yeah) life, you son of a gun, you Come November, election time

You vote your way, I'll vote mine

Case there's a tie and

The money gets spent

Vote for Pigmeat Markham, President I am the Judge, I am the Judge

Everybody knows I am the Judge

I am the Judge, I am the Judge

Everybody knows that he is the Judge Now, everybody know I am the Judge