Cheech & Chong

Earache My Eye

My momma talk to me

Try to tell me how to live

But I don't listen to her

'Cause my head is like a sieve

My daddy, he disowned me

'Cause I wear my sisters clothes

He caught me in the bathroom

With a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach

He just kick me off the team

For wearing high heels sneakers

And acting like a queen

The world is coming to an end

I don't even care

As long as I have a Limo

And my orange hair

And it don't bother me

If people think I'm funny

'Cause I'm a big rock star

And I make lots of money

Money, money, money, money, money, money

I'm so bloody rich

I own a apartment, buildings and shopping centers

I only know three chords

Watch me burn you fools