This is for kids everywhere

Short people got no reason

Short people got no reason

Short people got no reason to live

They got little hands

Little eyes

They walk around tellin' great big lies

They got little noses

And tiny little teeth

They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people

Don't want no short people

Don't want no short people 'round here

Short people are just the same as you and I

A fool such as I

All men are brothers until the day they die

It's a wonderful world

Short people got nobody

Short people got nobody

Short people got nobody to love

They got little baby legs

They stand so low

You got to pick 'em up

Just to say hello

They got little cars that go, "beep, beep, beep"

They got little voices goin', "peep, peep, peep"

They got grubby little fingers

And dirty little minds

They're gonna get you every time

Well, I don't want no short people

Don't want no short people

Don't want no short people 'round here

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you very much, it a

I'm happy I was asked to do this because

As I said it's a good cause now

I hope you all will contribute to that numbers

One-eight hundred for kids, mm-mm

This another new song, this is a-

I had in mind when I wrote this to do a sort of a celebrity anthem

It's another good children song in a way

I like to get a lot of famous people to do it when I do the video